Monday 15 August 2016

In which Roz and Layla fall embarrassingly in love with Los Angeles

by Roz

Let me be clear.  I don’t like LA.  I’ve been there several times for work, and disliked it every time.  It’s a massive city, and everyone travels by car on motorways that are cursed with traffic jams. You have to travel for at least an hour by car to get everywhere, and it’s just not fun.  Since I’d determinedly told Layla not to bother joining me on my trips to LA when we lived in the US, she was a bit surprised when I suggested that we have a couple of days there on this vacation.  But we couldn’t fly back to Tokyo from Alaska directly, and I’d already considered the other options without enthusiasm (we’ve been to Seattle quite a lot, and San Francisco is a bit too European for my tastes).  And in my heart – though I didn’t say this to Layla – I always wondered whether I was wrong about LA. 

I’d booked us into an AirBnB apartment in Venice, for the proximity to the water and the ease of getting to the airport.  As we arrived in our “hen house” (a converted garage that was far more charming than it sounds – all exposed brick, mason jars, and hens clucking in the garden next door), I felt excited to be seeing a different side of LA.  All the more so when Layla noticed a nearby thrift clothes store called “Out of the Closet” which had featured prominently in a film we’d seen recently at the Tokyo Gay Film Festival.  LA was starting to find disconcertingly home-ey.  Though it was quite late, we popped out for a quick drink at a local watering hole and felt very proud indeed at having got there in time for the “late” happy hour.  The first time such a thing has happened to us, old ladies that we are. As we sipped a Laguanitas – my old favourite beer from when we lived in the US – and enjoyed guacamole and chips, we felt very cheery indeed.  But as we strolled home, I was keen to warn Layla not to be seduced into thinking the rest out of our time in LA would be like this (“remember, I hate LA, it’s a terrible city”). 

Next morning, I went to Wholefoods for some supplies.  I tried to claim that this was me being noble, but in fact I just wanted to linger over all the lovely things that I used to buy (and buy without having to agonise over the meaning of the label).  Back in our new home, I made breakfast (including eggs fresh from the hens next door) and then headed out on the slightly alarming one-speed cruiser bikes that the AirBnB person had left for our use.  (I say alarming because I can never remember how to brake on this kind of bike because I am an incompetent fool.)  We then whizzed down to the beach in the lovely sunshine (and no humidty) where we found ourselves on a beautiful bike path that winds right through the beach, alongside the water for 20-miles. We biked along the beautiful beachfront until we came to the venue for our first activity of the day: paddleboard yoga.  Now Layla doesn’t love yoga, but she does love paddleboarding (and me, presumably) so this was her excellent suggestion (even though she only had a very mad outfit indeed to wear that was suitable for neither paddleboarding nor yoga…nor biking now I think of it).  It was superb to be out on the water, and even though we only got a little paddleboarding time, and the yoga was somewhat abbreviated we both felt supremely happy. 

After this we headed to lunch, in Mendocino Farm, a delightful salady place that reminded me of many Washington haunts (and I tried to curb feelings of nostalgia for the place that still feels like home). We mused on indulging in frozen yoghurt, but foolishly decided that this wasn’t necessary and continued on with our cycle.  The path is mainly right in the middle of the beach – so you feel like you are flying over sand and that the rest of the world is very far away.  We cycled a few more miles, and then stopped for ice cream (the frozen yoghurt was seeming very much like a missed opportunity) before continuing on.  Eventually we started to notice that we were getting a bit pink and hot, and decided to turn back.  Though on the return journey I made sure we took advantage of the frozen yoghurt opportunity.  (Ice cream and frozen yoghurt are of course very different and there’s no reason not to have both in one day.  Well, when I say no reason…).

Post-frozen yoghurt, our first stop on the way home was the Venice canals.  Allegedly the epitome of tacky, we quite enjoyed them – all the more so for so recently having visited Venice in Italy.  It was fun to mooch around, speculating on the cost of the palatial houses lining the pretty canals (and of course deciding which one we’d live in).  After that, we got back on our bikes and headed to Albert Kinney Road – allegedly the hippest street in the US.  Sure enough the road was chock full of hipster coffee shops, shops selling slightly unnecessary items and a delightful vegetarian restaurant called Butcher’s Daughter where we stopped off for a glass of wine / juice / snack. 

Back in the hen house, we made ourselves a quick dinner (gosh, I fear that I sound very greedy indeed, since we seem to have had many meals today) before hopping on a convenient bus to nearby Santa Monica, where I’d booked us movie tickets to see Woody Allen’s new film Café Society.  We enjoyed the film well enough, though it was far from one of his best.  Afterwards, we mused on various bar options for a drink and then decided everywhere was a bit young and loud for us and headed back to our neighborhood and had a glass of wine (or in Layla’s case, unexpectedly, a wine flight) in a cool local wine bar before bed.  I went to sleep somewhat worried that I might be liking LA… 

Next morning we headed out to local Groundworks branch for some delicious coffee before calling an Uber to drive us over to Highland Park Bowling some 30km away.  Quite far to go for bowling you say?  Well, the Uber cost us less than $6(!), Layla was excited to see the Hollywood sign, and the venue is something special.  It’s the oldest bowling alley in the US, and is all Victorian steampunk décor.  The mechanism for the pins was delightfully antiquated and Layla and I loved it immediately.   Indeed, only the amazing 1930s Eritrean bowling alley we went to in Asmara years ago can trump it in our hearts.  We played three games and there are many excellent justifications for why I lost two of those games I’m sure…if only I could think of them.

After bowling, we hopped into another Uber (again ridiculously cheap) and headed into town to go to Grand Central market – a brilliant food market with all the varieties and options you can imagine.  Insanely, I nearly opted for ramen before I remembered that this is one dish that is not a scarcity in Tokyo and headed for the falafel.  Totally delicious and very jolly.  Afterwards, we headed passed lots of beautiful Moorish buildings and briefly stopped for coffee before heading to a nearby Smithsonian museum about Mexicans in LA which wasn’t brilliant, but did make us think a bit more carefully about the city.  And the aircon was a welcome relief too.  And from there, we went to the Broad, a fantastic new art museum.  Thankfully, we’d reserved in advance and so we smugly swanned by those queuing in the heat of the day to get in.  We started with the current exhibition from photographer Cindy Sherman called Imitation of Life.  Sherman only takes pictures of herself, but over 30 or so decades has used make up and brilliant backgrounds to replicate everything from old masters to pastiches on melodramas.  I loved it.  We then meandered around the rest of the museum, playing our familiar game of “which piece of art would I most like to own” (surprisingly we picked two different Lichtensteins for this prestigious accolade).  

After we’d explored the museum, we went outside and lay on the grass in the shade and read our books (and ate ice cream).  We started to feel cold (unlikely though this sounds about LA in August) and headed to perhaps my new favourite bookstore: the Last Bookshop.  This is huge and cavernous and a delightful mix of new and secondhand.  It has a vault, a book tunnel and random bookish art.  And a wonderful selection of books.  We both bought a book and then gazed at the information about upcoming book events and wished we could go.  Not that either of us was liking LA, of course…

The metro was close by and took us to our final stop of the day: Hollywood.  This was more by chance (I’d booked us a couple of shows for the evening and only afterwards properly noticed the location) but it was fun to walk around, seeing the names of famous actors in stars engraved on the street, walking down to Sunset Boulevard.  Dinner at the Running Goose was the surprising combination of delicious and not extortionate: we had numerous toastadas, salads and gazapacho and suchlike on a beautiful patio and enjoyably eavesdropped on the next table (parents meeting their son’s boyfriend). 

Just round the corner was IO West, the cute venue for our evening’s proper entertainment: first a storytelling show and then an improv one (both were only an hour long, before you start to think we were over ambitious).  Only a couple of the storytellers were really good, but it was enjoyable nonetheless – and the improv show was terrific and featured a celebrity who we didn’t recognise – Lori Allen. We mused on how the venue would be great for Perfect Liars Club.  Our final Uber home (also less than $6) was speedy and only slightly marred by finding we’d left our book purchases under our seats in the theatre. Alas.

We set our alarm for an early hour today, to make sure that we were able to get out and about and make the most of our last morning of US fun on this Transpacific adventure.  Before 8am we had hopped on our bikes (not much more competent than last time, alas) and cycled along the beachfront in the opposite direction from our route on our first day.  Though still early, it was fun seeing people going about their daily lives– everything from circus-ey rope work on Muscle Beach to an AA meeting on the sand.  We went for a paddle in the chilly Pacific waves, and then stopped off for a coffee and an exorbitantly priced juice en route home before heading to the airport.  A really excellent morning (enhanced even more by an unexpected Jose Andres (famous DC chef) lunch stop at the airport). 


So, just to be clear.  I don’t like LA.  I love LA.  And fortunately the nice theatre we went to last night have said they’ll look after our books for us until our next visit…

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