Sunday 11 December 2016

In which Roz and Layla bike, hike and go to lots of shows in Los Angeles

by Roz

Regular readers of this blog will remember that for years I despised LA.  I’d visited it quite a bit for work, and frequently described it as my least favourite American city.  You’ll also remember that back in August I found out how very wrong I was and after a holiday there, went to the opposite extreme: I became an LA obsessive.  I was therefore a bit nervous about going to LA this time around, for fear of reverting to my original view (I can be very changeable).  I used this as an excellent excuse for suggesting we Uber direct to the flat we were to stay in from Fullerton (where the bus from Palm Springs had deposited us) so that we could have an enjoyable evening rather than sitting for ages at a cold station to get all the way to our apartment by public transport.  This proved an excellent choice, and we were happy to soon find ourselves first back in our old Venice home, popping into the nearby Wholefoods and then to a local hipster vegetarian restaurant, the Butcher’s Daughter.  We both usually shun vegetarian restaurants since they incline to the worthy (and I can’t really cope with too much choice on a menu – it’s too unfamiliar) but the quick meal we’d had last time around had given me an enthusiasm to return for proper dinner and this proved to be an excellent choice.  As did the cocktails.  We wandered home afterwards congratulating ourselves on an excellent start to the second part of our holiday. 

Next morning, we peered out of our front door and were somewhat dismayed to see that it looked a little cloudy and chilly.  However, not liking to be deterred, we set off on a cycle to the Venice boardwalk via the highly cool Google building which is shaped like binoculars.  I was so enthused to get a good picture, that I went to the other side of the road to take a photo of Layla in front of it, meaning that she was stuck on the other side, with our two bikes and powerless to move when a tour bus came by to take photos of the same building.  Personally I thought that having Layla and the bikes standing guard in front of the building improved the numerous photographs taken from that tour bus…I hope the inhabitants of said bus (and all their friends and family who will get to see her) shared my view. 

By the time we got down to the boardwalk (ie less than 10 minutes after leaving the house) the sun was shining and the sky perfectly blue.  I could enjoy living in this kind of climate.  We delightedly cycled along, revelling in the feeling of cycling along a beach (the boardwalk makes it feel almost as though you are cycling on the sand). After a very long time, including a necessary deviation on to the road (which I did not enjoy since I forgot how to brake properly and nearly came to a sticky end), we were still loving the cycle but becoming increasingly interested in lunch.  Ah, dilemmas, dilemmas, we wanted to return to a salad-ey place we’d enjoyed last time, but that was far far away.  Me and Yelp came to the rescue, and I plonked Layla in a convenient spot and hiked up a steep San Francisco-type hill to a charming road where I found a pretentious bakery to procure an interim solution (lunch 1, if you will). I was tempted to explore all the other fancy shops there, but Layla was waiting – and she was hungry. Sated, we continued cycling for a bit, before reluctantly turning back 6 miles before the end of the amazing cycle track.  Next time we really will make it the whole way to the end…

En route back we stopped for salad then frozen yoghurt (something I’ve not yet found in Tokyo) and then headed to La Louve gallery, which we pottered around briefly.  It’s famous and had a number of LA artists showing their work at the moment, but not exactly to either of our tastes.  From there we headed up to Abbott Kinney, named the hippest road in the US, where we deposited our bikes and pottered in and out of shops.  My favourite was a dog clothes shop (Kaseki is currently roaming naked in Tokyo and this surely needs to be remedied) but we generally enjoyed ourselves looking at beautiful and expensive things and buying none of them.  

We headed home thereafter, for a brief rest before Ubering to Hollywood for our evening’s entertainment: a Moth Mainstage show.  We already had the extortionately expensive tickets for this storytelling show, so when we arrived we decided to take the risk of not getting good seats in order to wolf down a brief dinner in a nearby salad-soup place (though Layla complained bitterly when I made her have soup because I thought this would be quickest, pronouncing both then and later that “soup isn’t proper dinner”).  Regardless, we polished it off, then made our way into the beautiful Avalon theatre – an art deco theatre that glistens and makes you feel as though you are in a different era.  This being a curated show, I didn’t have the usual feeling of anxiety that I normally experience when we go to an open-mic style Moth storytelling show: Layla always puts her name in the hat when she gets a chance, dooming me to spending the whole show feeling far more anxious than she does about the possibility that she may be called.  So this show was quite restful, in many ways…. The stories were great, ranging from the Beckenham hairdresser who ended up doing the hair of her nice client Mrs Jones’s son (who turned out to be David Bowie), to the Iranian-American who’d fallen foul of US Iran sanctions, to the son of a mountaineer who kept being subjected to seeing his father’s death fictionalised in film.  We then went – probably for the only time in our lives – to the after party.  The only tickets I’d been able to acquire had, as I’ve mentioned, been horribly expensive and as part of that, involved an after-party.  We are not really after-party kind of people but we are stingy.  We therefore went along to a beautifully cool venue in the theatre, nabbed a seat like old ladies, and then devoured the vegetarian sausage rolls and tofu pies on offer. So “proper dinner” was had in the end. All in all an excellent night. 

Next morning, we set off to Malibu for a hike in Solstice Canyon.  Uber really has transformed the LA experience since as non-car drivers none of these places would be accessible to us.  The hike was beautiful and deserted, and the first three quarters was ridiculously easy – so we spent the hike debating our options for the future (where shall we live, what jobs shall we do and such like).  We then decided to add on a bit more to the hike and found ourselves going uphill fairly sharply and without enthusiasm.  Eventually, noting the lack of lunch options we decided to turn back and immediately liked the hike again (because we were now going downhill – sigh, it’s a shame to be predictable).  Still, back at the trailhead we summoned another Uber and headed  to the Getty Center, famous for being a beautiful – and free – art museum spread over several buildings up on a hill overlooking the city. Out of the Uber, we hopped into the special tram that conveyed us up said hill to the museum and then dashed frantically to the café to get there before they stopped serving lunch.  Lunch successfully consumed (ah delicious tofu burritos) we meandered round the museum, enjoying the photography and recognising the odd Picasso etc, before pausing before an anti-war Manet that we both liked.  We then pottered in the garden, which was delightful if chilly, before heading home. 

We had a quick dinner at home before heading into downtown (by a complicated metro route that was not a success) to see a new musical version of Amelie.  This was terrific with a Kneehigh vibe (for those of you who know English theatre) and I loved it.  There’s probably not enough plot in it for it to be a successful musical on Broadway (which is where this production is headed now – ha, bet this is famous last words) but it was very nicely done, and entirely charming.  It made me miss English language theatre with vigour: alas.  We hopped in an Uber home, and went to a local Mexican restaurant for a pre-bed drink. 

Next morning, we headed to Griffith Observatory and went hiking up Mt Hollywood for close-up views of the Hollywood sign.  I’d originally intended to take us behind the sign – something you see people doing in the movies – but we got distracted by hearing of the delights of the Observatory.  It was cheery to hike and see tons of locals out and about (though why weren’t they all working?) with their dogs.  And the glamour of the Hollywood sign doesn’t really wear off.  Well not for me anyway.  On this occasion we’d had the forethought to bring sandwiches with us and so we ate them at the top of Mount Hollywood, in the sunshine.  Delightful.  We then headed down to the Observatory, which was beautiful outside and in.  We went to the planetarium, where we found that show had live narration, which struck me as surprising and presumably expensive.  I was struck that in many ways the narration sounded like a plea for investment in climate change and dark matter research – so perhaps in these times where such things are so political in America it may end up convenient that the narration can be so easily changed.  We then hiked down to the bottom of the park, stopping for tea and apple pie in the nearby outdoor café before Ubering home. 

We had a quick dinner at home again today, before heading to Santa Monica to go to the cinema to see Arrival (a sci fi film with Amy Adams, which only came to Tokyo for 5 minutes so we didn’t get a chance to see it).  We both enjoyed it, though disliked the main character for her excellent linguistic abilities (as is only reasonable of us, given the state of our Japanese despite putting in just as much effort as she did to learn the alien language!).  We then went to a lovely wine bar where we had cheese and wine and cocktails and felt intrigued that everyone else in that venue was clearly on a date other than a solitary man with a very large pink bow tie (we suspected he’d been stood up).

Our final morning felt somewhat bleak: last days are not my favourite.  Looking at the somewhat grey sky, we ditched a plan to go rowing in a lake in Echo Park (it sounded too depressing) and instead headed to explore a new area (for us) – the downtown arts district.  This felt a bit like Bloomingdale (for Washingtonians) or Shoreditch (for Londoners) or Kiyosumi (for Tokyoites).  As the sky became blue, we settled down in a hipster coffee shop for coffee (and, um, avocado toast) and admired the passing dogs and moustaches.  We then pottered around the area in artsy bookshops and pretentious dog stores (Kaseki now has a plaid / tartan coat to don on Monday) before walking to proper downtown to have lunch (avocado toast not counting) in Grand Central market – and more coffee.  Also to read our books.  We then popped into one of our favourite bookstores of all time – the Last Bookshop – before heading to Union Station for a walking tour. On the downside, the walking tour mainly took us to places we’d been.  On the upside, we learned loads that we hadn’t and saw lots of things that we’d failed to notice before.  It was particularly fun going into the LA Times building and admiring Moderne architecture.

It was then almost evening, so we headed to an area called Melrose (west Hollywood ish) for delicious cocktails and some dinner at a brilliant place called the Melrose Umbrella Company.  We resolved during our stint here to become better at Tokyo and love it even more, which is a very good note to end a holiday on.  But before it quite finished, we had one more show to go to – the Groundlings Holiday show.  This was a combination of improv and sketch comedy and though not quite as excellent as similar shows we’ve seen from the Second City (I suspect I missed the political comedy) it was still excellent and a fine Friday evening.  After that, it being 10pm it was time for bed (we really aren’t party animals) ahead of our flight back to Tokyo.  LA: I love you just as much as I did in the summer; we must do this again soon. 

Books we read on this (not very bookish) holiday

Layla: Swing Time by Zadie Smith, part of Tokio Whip by Arturo Silva.

Roz: Swing Time by Zadie Smith, Love Nina by Nina Stubbe, New Woman by Charity Norman, and good progress on David Copperfield by Charles Dickens.



Tuesday 6 December 2016

In which Layla and Roz pretend to be 1950s filmstars and hike in canyons

by Layla

We had decided to holiday in Palm Springs principally because I had a conference near there. TEDMED was scheduled Wednesday to Friday, so I flew to Los Angeles, caught a bus, train, bus and car, then spent three days ensconced in the fancy La Quinta resort with hundreds of health and healthcare innovators all of whom marvelled at my public transport methods of getting to Palm Springs. Then after all that learning, I got a car to downtown Palm Springs where I found Roz just off the plane (and bus and train and bus) and gleefully we leapt into the hotel swimming pool: our holiday had started!

By random chance, our good friends from Washington were visiting Palm Springs that day so no sooner had we got out of the pool, we were being conveyed to their friend’s house for cocktails. We were quite thrilled to find that this was no ordinary house but an amazing mid-century modern house by the same architect who designed one of Frank Sinatra’s houses. It felt exactly like being a 1950s film star. As we were driven back to a restaurant afterwards we marvelled at the amazing architecture in Palm Springs, surrounded by soaring desert hills. This town had style. Also great restaurants. We had a delicious meal, marred only briefly by the embarrassment of our British credit cards not working! Luckily we did not have to wash the dishes and got it all sorted out. What a fabulous first evening.

The next day we jumped in the hotel’s swimming pool and hot tub again: the most appropriate way to start any day. Then, after a tedious episode hunting down a US SIM card for our phone atop bikes, we headed downtown, acquiring coffee and cake at the cool coffeeshop Koffi, a smoothie, and two picnic sandwiches along the way. Forty five minutes of walking brought us to the visitors’ centre for Tahquitz Canyon. We enjoyed our sandwiches at a nice picnic table, and then headed into the canyon for a hike. And it was amazing: such incredible views, colours, and scenery. And much less uphill than the slightly over-vigorous website led me to fear.  A perfect little hike. We Ubered back to the coffeeshop and sat in their charming garden before fighting the crowds to get back to the hotel. Tonight was Palm Springs’ famous parade of lights, and the main road was lined with people perched in anticipation upon camp chairs on both sides. We put on warmer clothes then headed out again for a delicious dinner at Trio punctuated with popping out onto their balcony to see the parade: lots of high school marching bands and dance teams, the mayor, Santa on a fire engine, giant inflatable Christmas tree ornaments… It was massive. After dinner we walked alongside the parade and then far, far (we couldn’t make our phone data work so couldn’t call an Uber) to this beautiful little old cinema called Camelot Theatre, where we watched Loving, before sweet talking the cinema manager into giving us his wifi password so we could call an Uber home.

After the requisite swim and hot tub, the next day was to be another hiking day. So once we fixed our phone data, found a shop that sold sun lotion and bought picnic quiches in Koffi, we hopped in an Uber, destination: Indian Canyons. It all sounded most romantic and sure enough it was. Our hike there was perhaps one of the most perfect we have ever done. Americans, why did you never tell us about the amazing hiking in Palm Springs? We walked to Palm Canyon and to Andreas Canyon (less far than the combination of canyons might suggest) They were genuinely spectacular. And the weather was perfect. Such a delightful day.

We had a post-hike swim, then glammed up and headed out to the Purple Room for some famous dinner theatre. It was The Judy Show, a drag show that we found quite painfully bad. It was clearly the preferred venue for all the heterosexual couples of Palm Springs (who appeared to make up a distinct minority) but wasn’t really for us. However the food was excellent. Afterwards we had a bedtime beer in Cheeky’s. Another excellent Palm Springs day.

This morning the weather was a bit too chilly to swim so we substituted our daily swim with a ridiculous episode of me getting some weirdly painful shampoo in my eye. Then we got yet another Uber, this time to the Tramway, a very cool rotating cablecar that takes you soaring up to Mt San Jacinto State Park. We’d been warned it was much colder up there than in the desert but it was still a bit weird to be suddenly greeted by an alpine scene of fir trees covered in snow! Especially as I was wearing sandals… Undeterred, we slipped and slid our way around a really beautiful two-mile snowy hiking trail, then had lunch at the restaurant which had more spectacular views. Palm Springs has been a revelation: such an amazing mix of modernism, hiking, eating, gay people, style and fabulous scenery. We both fell in love with it and are coveting a return visit for its international film festival… but for now we have waved farewell and are zooming west on a bus – as that’s the kind of classy people we are. Next stop: Los Angeles!



Saturday 20 August 2016

In which Layla and Roz visit Mount Fuji and are almost sucked into the lake

By Layla

After a very long flight from LA, we arrived sleepily in Tokyo, and staggered to the passport line looking very bedraggled, clutching a letter written in Japanese (saying, amongst other things, that we are a married couple) which we thrust hopefully at the passport officer. He shared it with four colleagues, all musing in Japanese. We smiled sweetly. And then, hey presto: our special Japan visas were issued! We danced into the luggage hall with permission to stay in Japan for four years. 

We went home that night, though our vacation was to continue, as it was late, and we proceeded to enjoy the dreadful sleep of the jetlagged. But waking up at 4am had its advantages: we were on an express bus at a sufficiently early hour that by 10am we were disembarking at our final holiday destination: Fuji Kawaguchi, or as the area is known, Fuji Five Lakes. This is a pretty holiday area set around five volcanic lakes at the base of Mount Fuji, and it is lovely. We dropped our stuff off at the hostel and ventured out to the lake. It was a bit more built up and busy than perhaps we'd expected, but soon we were on a swan-shaped pedal boat having fun on the water. We had soba noodles for lunch at a random local restaurant, followed by amazing Fuji cheesecake (well, I did) and then we proceeded to the Kashikashi Ropeway. This cablecar took us up a little mountain, high above the lake, where finally we achieved the thing Japanese people are always talking about: a good view of Mount Fuji! We pottered around having drinks and ice cream, then found the hiking trail and walked down the mountain, a quiet and pretty path descending right to the Fuji Cookie Shop. Well, if I must... Mmmm. 

We walked back to the hotel and checked in, and soon it was time for dinner, at a nearby Indian restaurant which was not especially good but had amazing, giant naan bread. Roz took a dim view when I suggested ordering another... Back at the hostel, we attempted to watch Netflix but we couldn't keep our eyes open and before long we gave in to jetlag. 

Terrible mistake! I awoke at 3:30 while Roz had a long lie til 4... We got up when it felt vaguely appropriate, and Roz randomly had a Skype Japanese class. Then we caught the bus to the most exciting place on this part of the trip: Mount Fuji! The most famous, iconic and beloved mountain in Japan, we had considered climbing to the top, a 10-hour slog that absolutely nobody we've encountered has anything good to say about. We tried to persuade ourselves by reading accounts on the internet. Nope: it universally sounded miserable. So then we toyed with being vague on this blog about our Mt Fuji climbing experience... But in the end, we got the bus to the '5th station' and then left the hoardes behind to do an almost deserted, beautiful hike AROUND the mountain, walking through lava pebbles, past little trees and flowers, with cloud rolling over our feet. We even had a picnic! A completely delightful experience. We caught the bus back into town and contemplated our exhaustion. Perhaps what we needed was more food. This time we went to a busy Japanese restaurant famed for the local specialty: hotou noodles. At last a local specialty for vegetarians! We slurped the very fat noodles in miso soup with chunks of pumpkin and giggled at my having ordered a lemonade that came in a bottle whose opening mechanism was so bizarre that neither of us could figure it out. And, oh bad bad girls, went to bed around 9. 

Up before the sun, we were feeling a little apprehensive about the day's plan: hiking in Aokigahara Forest. At first glance this seemed perfect: accessible by bus, this forest grown on top of volcanic lava is beautiful and interesting and boasts various trails that are mostly on the flat: a big bonus as I realised we'd accidentally found ourselves in Mountains Central. But then when checking it out online, I learned the forest has another name: suicide forest. Apparently hundreds of Japanese people kill themselves there every year. People described its creepiness, its hauntedness, and coming across dead bodies. Not your average Tripadvisor hiking trail reviews... Still, I was attracted by the flatness of the promised trails. So off we went. 

We got off the bus at the Bat Cave so obviously we had to investigate that first. A really cool lava cave in the forest with lava stalacmites, we enjoyed donning our hard hats and exploring. But we couldn't delay forever. Onwards: to suicide forest! Thankfully it was completely fine and lovely. We walked for several hours along beautiful forest paths and really wished we hadn't read all the creepy things so we could have fully enjoyed it instead of expecting to encounter gory scenes around every corner! We picnicked in a wild bird park in a clearing, then headed onwards, finishing at a lava/wind/ice cave. On went the hard hats and we climbed down into another very cool cave - in every sense of the word! It was full of ice and pretty much freezing! When we emerged back into the forest, my glasses were completely steamed up.

A little early to go home, we were ready for more fun so we caught a bus to a bizarre and brilliant attraction: the Music Forest. This is essentially a museum of automatic mechanical musical instruments, and it is romantically designed as though in 19th century Vienna. Beautiful rose gardens on the approach, the opportunity to don fab dresses from the era, and then entry into a charming 'town square' on a pretty pond (complete with swans, plus an enthusiastic and impressive juggler). 

We went from building to building, crossing on charming little Venicey bridges. We saw a wind up girl teaching her parrot to sing her music box song; a teddy bear blowing real bubbles; the automatic organ that was supposed to have been installed on the Titanic (apparently at the last minute a decision was made to engage eight musicians instead) and perhaps the best of all, a huge room-sized organ complete with about a hundred little figures, all automatically contributing to the tunes with cymbals, drums and other tiny but real instruments. I don't know how to describe it. I want one in my house. Just as we went to leave there was a dancing fountain display with a charming mechanical set-up. We were 100% charmed. That night Roz did yoga with her new YouTube yoga idol Adrienne while I did some work, we had Thai food, played Scrabble and stayed up til the impressive time of 10 o'clock.

Not helpful though - we were both still up before 5am and flummoxed about what to do. So we kicked off by visiting an onsen (hot baths) which was lovely. Being so clean, it was impossible to know that in just a few short hours we would be so, so dirty... 

After the onsen we bought a picnic lunch and set off on a hike about which I had grave suspicions. It was, after all, heading up a mountain. Sure enough there was no denying the steep, unpleasant ascent.  We climbed up and up. Then I saw a sign leading to the lake. "Errr darling, you know we don't HAVE to climb this mountain..." I happened to mention. I was persuasive - but that left me in need of producing an alternative plan. "Let's walk around the north side of Lake Kawaguchi."

This was a good idea in theory. The north side had a charming, well-designed walking path. Until suddenly it didn't. Faced with the prospect of walking along a road with no pavement, I spotted a trail leading down to the beach and leapt on it. The beach trail was varied and featured some challenging walking through tall grasses by the water's edge. But we had our picnic, watched a waterskiier, and decided to continue on the beach 'path'. Except the path had more beachy grass. And then the ground was a little less firm. We started to squelch along a little. And then a lot. "Hmm, maybe we should turn back?" I wondered. But it was too far. Proceeding seemed like the best plan. 

Nope. The ground got softer and softer until our feet were getting muddy with each step - then our ankles. Then our shins. And our knees. This was suddenly a really terrible plan! One by one, our shoes got trapped in the amazingly deep mud. We dragged our feet out, heaved our shoes from their muddy graves, and walked onwards. Now barefoot, every step took us up to at least our shins, with this soft, deep mud sucking us down. This was the worst plan!

Finally we reached a beach area. We heaved ourselves towards it, wondering if we would make it. We did. We tried to wash off the worst of the mud. Then we climbed up and our and suddenly, incongruously, we were walking across a nursing home lawn like two deranged soldiers emerging from trench warfare. We found the road, we found a bus, and eventually we got back to the hostel for a very vigorous shower indeed...

We'd planned to stay til tomorrow - indeed we'd booked the hostel room. But then Roz, always an outside the box thinker, pointed out that instead of spending our evening in a lackluster restaurant and watching Netflix, we could spend it on a bus and thus free up our whole weekend for fun in Tokyo. I saw the benefits. And so, after a giant traffic jam, we rolled into Tokyo at 9pm - and since we were in Tokyo station, decided to break the tedium of mediocre meals by finally trying famed vegan ramen restaurant T's Tam Tam. They were very delicious indeed and we rejoiced in being back in Tokyo in time for a delightful weekend. But still, we cannot deny the facts. It's the end of our holiday. It's been amazing. I am not ready for real life to start again. 

Books we read while on holiday

Layla: 
I'll Give You the Sun by Jandy Nelson, The Unseen World by Liz Moore, Harry Potter and the Cursed Child by JK Rowling and others, When She Woke by Hillary Jordan, Bilgewater by Jane Gardam, In the Wet by Nevil Shute, Strange Weather in Tokyo by Hiromi Kawakami, Secret Language by Neil Williamson, No Highway by Nevil Shute, Pied Piper by Nevil Shute, Round the Bend by Nevil Shute. Plus good progress into Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto and The Reader on the 6:27 by Jean-Paul Didierlaurent. 

Roz:

In the Wet (Nevil Shute), The Unseen World: A Novel (Liz Moore), The Moonflower Vine (Jetta Carelton), Harry Potter and the Cursed Child (many), The Death of an Owl (Paul Torday), When She Woke (Hillary Jordan), The Bertie Project (Alexander McCall Smith), The Silent History (Eli Horowitz), The Muse (Jessie Burton), and Rule Britannia (Daphne du Maurier). Plus good progress on Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy and Kitchen by Banana Yoshimoto.  

Monday 15 August 2016

In which Roz and Layla fall embarrassingly in love with Los Angeles

by Roz

Let me be clear.  I don’t like LA.  I’ve been there several times for work, and disliked it every time.  It’s a massive city, and everyone travels by car on motorways that are cursed with traffic jams. You have to travel for at least an hour by car to get everywhere, and it’s just not fun.  Since I’d determinedly told Layla not to bother joining me on my trips to LA when we lived in the US, she was a bit surprised when I suggested that we have a couple of days there on this vacation.  But we couldn’t fly back to Tokyo from Alaska directly, and I’d already considered the other options without enthusiasm (we’ve been to Seattle quite a lot, and San Francisco is a bit too European for my tastes).  And in my heart – though I didn’t say this to Layla – I always wondered whether I was wrong about LA. 

I’d booked us into an AirBnB apartment in Venice, for the proximity to the water and the ease of getting to the airport.  As we arrived in our “hen house” (a converted garage that was far more charming than it sounds – all exposed brick, mason jars, and hens clucking in the garden next door), I felt excited to be seeing a different side of LA.  All the more so when Layla noticed a nearby thrift clothes store called “Out of the Closet” which had featured prominently in a film we’d seen recently at the Tokyo Gay Film Festival.  LA was starting to find disconcertingly home-ey.  Though it was quite late, we popped out for a quick drink at a local watering hole and felt very proud indeed at having got there in time for the “late” happy hour.  The first time such a thing has happened to us, old ladies that we are. As we sipped a Laguanitas – my old favourite beer from when we lived in the US – and enjoyed guacamole and chips, we felt very cheery indeed.  But as we strolled home, I was keen to warn Layla not to be seduced into thinking the rest out of our time in LA would be like this (“remember, I hate LA, it’s a terrible city”). 

Next morning, I went to Wholefoods for some supplies.  I tried to claim that this was me being noble, but in fact I just wanted to linger over all the lovely things that I used to buy (and buy without having to agonise over the meaning of the label).  Back in our new home, I made breakfast (including eggs fresh from the hens next door) and then headed out on the slightly alarming one-speed cruiser bikes that the AirBnB person had left for our use.  (I say alarming because I can never remember how to brake on this kind of bike because I am an incompetent fool.)  We then whizzed down to the beach in the lovely sunshine (and no humidty) where we found ourselves on a beautiful bike path that winds right through the beach, alongside the water for 20-miles. We biked along the beautiful beachfront until we came to the venue for our first activity of the day: paddleboard yoga.  Now Layla doesn’t love yoga, but she does love paddleboarding (and me, presumably) so this was her excellent suggestion (even though she only had a very mad outfit indeed to wear that was suitable for neither paddleboarding nor yoga…nor biking now I think of it).  It was superb to be out on the water, and even though we only got a little paddleboarding time, and the yoga was somewhat abbreviated we both felt supremely happy. 

After this we headed to lunch, in Mendocino Farm, a delightful salady place that reminded me of many Washington haunts (and I tried to curb feelings of nostalgia for the place that still feels like home). We mused on indulging in frozen yoghurt, but foolishly decided that this wasn’t necessary and continued on with our cycle.  The path is mainly right in the middle of the beach – so you feel like you are flying over sand and that the rest of the world is very far away.  We cycled a few more miles, and then stopped for ice cream (the frozen yoghurt was seeming very much like a missed opportunity) before continuing on.  Eventually we started to notice that we were getting a bit pink and hot, and decided to turn back.  Though on the return journey I made sure we took advantage of the frozen yoghurt opportunity.  (Ice cream and frozen yoghurt are of course very different and there’s no reason not to have both in one day.  Well, when I say no reason…).

Post-frozen yoghurt, our first stop on the way home was the Venice canals.  Allegedly the epitome of tacky, we quite enjoyed them – all the more so for so recently having visited Venice in Italy.  It was fun to mooch around, speculating on the cost of the palatial houses lining the pretty canals (and of course deciding which one we’d live in).  After that, we got back on our bikes and headed to Albert Kinney Road – allegedly the hippest street in the US.  Sure enough the road was chock full of hipster coffee shops, shops selling slightly unnecessary items and a delightful vegetarian restaurant called Butcher’s Daughter where we stopped off for a glass of wine / juice / snack. 

Back in the hen house, we made ourselves a quick dinner (gosh, I fear that I sound very greedy indeed, since we seem to have had many meals today) before hopping on a convenient bus to nearby Santa Monica, where I’d booked us movie tickets to see Woody Allen’s new film Café Society.  We enjoyed the film well enough, though it was far from one of his best.  Afterwards, we mused on various bar options for a drink and then decided everywhere was a bit young and loud for us and headed back to our neighborhood and had a glass of wine (or in Layla’s case, unexpectedly, a wine flight) in a cool local wine bar before bed.  I went to sleep somewhat worried that I might be liking LA… 

Next morning we headed out to local Groundworks branch for some delicious coffee before calling an Uber to drive us over to Highland Park Bowling some 30km away.  Quite far to go for bowling you say?  Well, the Uber cost us less than $6(!), Layla was excited to see the Hollywood sign, and the venue is something special.  It’s the oldest bowling alley in the US, and is all Victorian steampunk décor.  The mechanism for the pins was delightfully antiquated and Layla and I loved it immediately.   Indeed, only the amazing 1930s Eritrean bowling alley we went to in Asmara years ago can trump it in our hearts.  We played three games and there are many excellent justifications for why I lost two of those games I’m sure…if only I could think of them.

After bowling, we hopped into another Uber (again ridiculously cheap) and headed into town to go to Grand Central market – a brilliant food market with all the varieties and options you can imagine.  Insanely, I nearly opted for ramen before I remembered that this is one dish that is not a scarcity in Tokyo and headed for the falafel.  Totally delicious and very jolly.  Afterwards, we headed passed lots of beautiful Moorish buildings and briefly stopped for coffee before heading to a nearby Smithsonian museum about Mexicans in LA which wasn’t brilliant, but did make us think a bit more carefully about the city.  And the aircon was a welcome relief too.  And from there, we went to the Broad, a fantastic new art museum.  Thankfully, we’d reserved in advance and so we smugly swanned by those queuing in the heat of the day to get in.  We started with the current exhibition from photographer Cindy Sherman called Imitation of Life.  Sherman only takes pictures of herself, but over 30 or so decades has used make up and brilliant backgrounds to replicate everything from old masters to pastiches on melodramas.  I loved it.  We then meandered around the rest of the museum, playing our familiar game of “which piece of art would I most like to own” (surprisingly we picked two different Lichtensteins for this prestigious accolade).  

After we’d explored the museum, we went outside and lay on the grass in the shade and read our books (and ate ice cream).  We started to feel cold (unlikely though this sounds about LA in August) and headed to perhaps my new favourite bookstore: the Last Bookshop.  This is huge and cavernous and a delightful mix of new and secondhand.  It has a vault, a book tunnel and random bookish art.  And a wonderful selection of books.  We both bought a book and then gazed at the information about upcoming book events and wished we could go.  Not that either of us was liking LA, of course…

The metro was close by and took us to our final stop of the day: Hollywood.  This was more by chance (I’d booked us a couple of shows for the evening and only afterwards properly noticed the location) but it was fun to walk around, seeing the names of famous actors in stars engraved on the street, walking down to Sunset Boulevard.  Dinner at the Running Goose was the surprising combination of delicious and not extortionate: we had numerous toastadas, salads and gazapacho and suchlike on a beautiful patio and enjoyably eavesdropped on the next table (parents meeting their son’s boyfriend). 

Just round the corner was IO West, the cute venue for our evening’s proper entertainment: first a storytelling show and then an improv one (both were only an hour long, before you start to think we were over ambitious).  Only a couple of the storytellers were really good, but it was enjoyable nonetheless – and the improv show was terrific and featured a celebrity who we didn’t recognise – Lori Allen. We mused on how the venue would be great for Perfect Liars Club.  Our final Uber home (also less than $6) was speedy and only slightly marred by finding we’d left our book purchases under our seats in the theatre. Alas.

We set our alarm for an early hour today, to make sure that we were able to get out and about and make the most of our last morning of US fun on this Transpacific adventure.  Before 8am we had hopped on our bikes (not much more competent than last time, alas) and cycled along the beachfront in the opposite direction from our route on our first day.  Though still early, it was fun seeing people going about their daily lives– everything from circus-ey rope work on Muscle Beach to an AA meeting on the sand.  We went for a paddle in the chilly Pacific waves, and then stopped off for a coffee and an exorbitantly priced juice en route home before heading to the airport.  A really excellent morning (enhanced even more by an unexpected Jose Andres (famous DC chef) lunch stop at the airport). 


So, just to be clear.  I don’t like LA.  I love LA.  And fortunately the nice theatre we went to last night have said they’ll look after our books for us until our next visit…