Monday 28 December 2015

In which Layla and Roz spend Christmas viewing Roman ruins and Boxing Day in the Dead Sea


By Layla

A short plane ride (punctuated by an excellent re-watching of the film Spy), an impressive whiz through customs, and hey presto: our European wintery holiday had been transformed into a Middle Eastern extravaganza. (Albeit the weather had not changed as much as we’d hoped...) Having checked in to the very pleasant Heritage House Hotel near the First Circle in Amman, we popped round the corner to Books@Cafe. Only hours after looking at the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, we were ensconced in a charming, busy little bar/restaurant over an English-language bookshop tucking into our first dose of hummus. Afterwards we strolled around Rainbow Street, enjoying a rather pathetic but well-meant Christmas tree, and young boys in the square doing some crazy synchronised dance and being impressed at how nobody hassled us at all. An excellent first evening in Amman.

It was unfortunate to start Christmas Day with an alarm, but holidays, of course, are no time for relaxing. And we clearly had to wake especially early to exchange presents. I was delighted with my extravagant array of books from Roz (including a newly translated Haruki Murakami – my favourite author!) not to mention a selection of top Japanese animated films. In turn I gave her some cool jewellery, various silly nonsense, and best of all, a domino game about the geography of Europe. Well pleased, we had a quick breakfast and then hopped in a car (with driver) and headed north, destination: Jerash. Jerash is an old Roman provincial town and quite delightfully (a) it is impressively preserved, so we could imagine people going about their business in Roman times, (b) there were hardly any other visitors, and certainly hardly any non-Jordanians, and (c) the sun came out and it was delightfully warm. What an excellent, if off-beat, way to spend Christmas! We roamed all over the ruins, climbing into temples, and strolling along market streets, and sitting in the hippodrome, and the local theatre. Fabulous. From there it was off to Aljoun, a Muslim Castle whose purpose was to defend against the Crusaders. A cool castle, and we walked all over it, finishing in a brilliant view from the top.

Back in Amman, we headed to a fancy café, Wild Jordan, for a very late Christmas lunch of halloumi sandwiches and a few games of Europe Mapominoes. I won. Just saying… Afterwards we went for a stroll to find the art house cinema but since it wasn’t open, we had tea in a hipster coffeeshop (the area abounded with these, rather unexpectedly!). Then we stuck our head in at an art opening, before going back to our hotel to watch the first of my anime film Christmas gifts: Summer Wars. Quite mad, but most enjoyable. It finished just in time for our reservation at a fancy local Jordanian restaurant where we finished Christmas in fine style with a spread of delicious mezze and even a little Christmas décor.

The following morning we embarked on a walk through Amman’s downtown, and up a giant hill to visit the ruins of the Citadel, then down to the Roman Theatre, and finally we wheezed our way back up a thousand steps to our hotel. Amman is a really nice city but there is something unpleasantly San Francisco-ish about its many hills! We bid farewell to said hills in a taxi bound for much lower climes: the Dead Sea!

Strange how 45 minutes of driving can bring about such a change in weather. Suddenly, below sea level, we were warm and ready to float! The Dead Sea is one of the saltiest seas in the world. I sampled its floaty fun back in 1999, from the Israel side. I remember it being chaotic and a bit dirty and not as magical as I’d hoped. Turned out I’d just done it wrong. This time we checked into a fancy (but not especially expensive) hotel, and entered the water from their private beach. And what fun! Beautiful, serene, pearly vistas. Hilariously floaty water – not really possible to swim, but entirely possible to read the paper while floating. We applied the Dead Sea to make our skin extra-beautiful. And then took a little golf cart to bring us back up to the hotel when we had had our fill of floaty fun. We finished our water fun in an outdoor Jacuzzi, followed by a quick swim. What a fun day! That evening we read our books in the bar, had dinner at a disappointing Italian restaurant, and finished off watching 21 Jump Street at the hotel’s cinema. And feeling very positive indeed about the Dead Sea.

This morning we were up far too early because whenever you book anyone to take you anywhere, they always want to start early. We had a delicious breakfast from the hotel’s extravagant spread, then bitterly waited for a slightly late driver. He eventually turned up, accompanied by his small daughter, ready to drive us anywhere we wished.

Today’s plan was to go down Jordan’s famous King’s Highway, a road that winds past all sorts of interesting sights. Our first stop was Mount Nebo. This is allegedly the spot from which Moses first saw the Promised Land. Quite fun to be there, with the same view (albeit a tad obscured by mist). We also saw a church, and the first of what would become a theme of today: ancient mosaics.

If you’re in the market for ancient mosaics the place to go, of course, is the Christian town of Madaba. We took a walk around the town, visiting all the key mosaic sites. There was a little church with a full floor of mosaic tiles, the centrepiece of which was a woman representing the sea, surrounded by imaginary sea creatures. There was a vibrant floor mosaic depicting a topless Aphrodite spanking Eros, and some rather good ancient wall mosaics of townhouses. And of course, the most famous mosaic, housed in a Greek Orthodox Church: the first known map of Palestine. We also enjoyed the nearby café… and then headed to Wadi Mujib, Jordan’s answer to the Grand Canyon, for some fabulous views.

Soon we were off again, this time to Kerak to see the finest example of a Crusader castle in the desert. After a quick but tasty lunch in a local place where our driver seemed to have friends, we headed up to the massive castle. And proceeded to get fairly lost in its labyrinthine corridors. Still not sure whether we saw any of the main sights of the castle, but we walked around it for an hour, climbed the turrets and had lots of fun. And then, after some more amazing views of otherworldly desert cliffs and rolling landscapes, we arrived at this evening’s destination: Dana!

When we told our Jerash driver we were doing to Dana Nature Reserve, he laughed at us. “But it’s one of the best nature places in Jordan!” we told him. “But it’s cold,” he responded. Our driver was not lying. Having had a pleasant, if chilly dinner, we are currently huddled by an old gas heater in an otherwise unheated and flimsy hostel pseudo living room. The hotel workers are wearing ankle-length sheepskin cloaks. Roz and I are wearing seven layers of clothing including four jumper layers, listening to the wind literally whistling and hoping that our planned 6 hour hike in Dana Nature Reserve tomorrow is worth it all! 

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